Like most people I find flies annoying
and swat them without a second thought
but spiders are different
until they take liberties.

Spider

Am I a mountain, spider,
for you to climb
with your personal rope.
Sure there's snow on top
but rather than rocks
don't I smell of soap.
Am I a mountain, spider,
for climbers like you
to scramble and grope.
I know I'm really big
but with a diet
there is still hope.
Am I a mountain, spider?
A fuzzy, convenient slope.
Well the answer is, "Nope."
Geroff.